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October 08

Lord Acton

I cannot accept your canon that we are to judge Pope and King unlike other men, with a favorable presumption that they did no wrong. If there is any presumption it is against the holders of power, increasing as the power increases. Historic responsibility has to make up for want of legal responsibility. Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men...

September 26

Yum spare parts

 

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June 04

fortune

Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky):

        No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this

State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed

with a club.  The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females

weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it

apply to female horses

 

 

>more function:fortune

wget http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random.

February 21

Friedman and Westmoreland on the Draft

Vietnam troop commander William Westmoreland gruffly announced during one commission hearing that he was not interested in leading an army of “mercenaries.” Friedman coolly replied, “Would you rather command an army of slaves?”

Westmoreland bristled. “I don’t like to hear our patriotic draftees referred to as slaves,” he said. “I don’t like to hear our patriotic volunteers referred to as mercenaries,” Friedman snapped back—
January 27

Cool Cal

  • We have enough laws already, I don't need to sign any more.
    • explanation for taking a vacation for the entire summer
  • There's no chance for job advancement.
    • after being asked why he would not seek re-election
  • It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.
  • Asked about being sworn in as President. "I think I can swing it".
January 24

Must get famous and give this commencement speech

[Tosses aside Harvard commencement speech Advisor wrote for him]

Nathan: I don't need this stupid speech! [looking out at graduates] You think you're smart huh? Think you can come up here and take a piece of this? Huh? Any of you? You? You? Listen, Harvard. I'm a billionaire. And most of you are gonna graduate, and move back in with your parents! I'm gonna tell you somethin', though. We have something in common: we're all gonna die. No matter whatcha' do, no matter whatcha' do with your lives, you're dead! You're dead! You're dying. You're gonna die, all of you, dead. You, dead. You, dead, all of you. You, lady? Your tits will be eaten by maggots, in just a few short years. So here's my message, my message to you, a very simple message: Go forth. Go forth, and DIIIIIE!
December 08

Edison

"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something."
-
Thomas A. Edison
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