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ESPN Page 2 - Simmons: Going to the no-huddle for Week 2
Speaking of movies, this Pacino and DeNiro movie is like imagining an NBA team that had Bird and Magic on it … and yes, I mean, Bird and Magic right now, at the ages of 51 and 48. But you know what's funny? I'd absolutely buy tickets for Bird and Magic, and I'm absolutely going to see the Pacino and DeNiro movie. So there.

• We have enough laws already, I don't need to sign any more.
  • explanation for taking a vacation for the entire summer
• There's no chance for job advancement.
  • after being asked why he would not seek re-election
• It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.
• Asked about being sworn in as President. "I think I can swing it".

[Tosses aside Harvard commencement speech Advisor wrote for him]

Nathan: I don't need this stupid speech! [looking out at graduates] You think you're smart huh? Think you can come up here and take a piece of this? Huh? Any of you? You? You? Listen, Harvard. I'm a billionaire. And most of you are gonna graduate, and move back in with your parents! I'm gonna tell you somethin', though. We have something in common: we're all gonna die. No matter whatcha' do, no matter whatcha' do with your lives, you're dead! You're dead! You're dying. You're gonna die, all of you, dead. You, dead. You, dead, all of you. You, lady? Your tits will be eaten by maggots, in just a few short years. So here's my message, my message to you, a very simple message: Go forth. Go forth, and DIIIIIE!